Author: Claudio Di Manao
http://www.claudiodimanao.com/
Who's better than whom? Creatures compared.
Scientific column of road tests and comparisons edited by
Claudio Di Manao
Werewolf VS Flabellina
It had been a long time since the people on the street, the diver
medium, they wondered: “But what is better? A flabellina or a werewolf?”
Unfortunately, the answer to this question could not be given immediately: the
international economic conditions and the pressure of the dollar on the Swiss franc
had raised a wall of skepticism. It was the recent affirmation of the
Danish crown on African markets to untie the knots, allowing not only to
comparing a werewolf with a flabellina, but also infusing a
breath of fresh enthusiasm among courageous publishers, who have agreed to
to publish the full and shocking data of this investigation. An investigation that does not
will leave the reader without any surprises…
The general opinion is that insufficient for both of them
the species compared. Neither of the two comes close to the
sufficiency, not even achieving full marks in some fields,
as in general culture for the werewolf and in environmental impact for the
flabellina. In fact, to the researchers' great surprise, all wolves
The sample of werewolves was composed of graduates or undergraduates, while the
flabelline, practically semi-literate, do not deign to open even a
Mickey Mouse. And it's not just in general culture that the werewolf contrasts with the
Flabellina: Some aspects of the environmental and social utility of the werewolf
have been largely underestimated in the past. The habit of eating
unruly children, or those who scream or do badly at school, for example, do not
had never been put in the right positive light. This erroneous view in
The past was largely due to the pressure of the dollar on the Swiss franc,
but also to the presence of Turkish citizens in the waters of the Lario. While maintaining
a general supremacy over the werewolf in terms of costs and impact
environmental, it is in morality, after that in culture, that flabellina undergoes
the final blow. "She seems so kind and so honest "it's not the case
of the Flabellina. In our research the werewolf has been shown to be prone to
keep their word and are much less inclined to engage in unethical dealings
nature or with other individuals of the same sex, while the flabellina has
proved to be extremely lascivious, indulgent in both lying and
cannibalism and sexual promiscuity. Wanting to express an opinion
irreverent but sincere we cannot help but agree that flabellina is
definitely a whore, while the werewolf retains, despite the insufficiency
of historical judgment, its dignity, its moral respectability and
intellectual.
See you at the next review!
Claudio Di Manao
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